Monday, January 4, 2010

From the sidelines to skates

Congratulations to retiring jeerleaders Fifi Fleshwound and Audrey Scorne who will be joining the ranks of the Suburbia Roller Derby (Westchester, NY) skaters as Fresh Meat for the 2010 season. Fifi will still be skating under the name of Fifi, but Ms. Scorne will be skating under a yet-to-be-determined new alias. 

Of course, this means they are now our rivals, but we will always secretly be cheering for them on the inside. Be on the lookout for them ON the track (instead of alongside it!) in a few months after they complete their Meat probationary period. 

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